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Wednesday, July 20, 2005

Straight from the impeccable timing files comes yesterday's decision by the Bush administration to move up the announcement of W's Supreme Court Justice nominee. The plan only days ago had apparently been to hold out as long as possible to annonce the nominee, thereby limiting the amount of time available to argue over confirmation hearings. For some reason, that decision was scrapped and Bush's selection, Mr. Roberts, was rushed to the podium last night. And darn it, I can't remember now what it was that pre-empted the delay plan... what was it that seemed so important only a few days ago? Darn. Darn. Darn.

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Oh, wait, I remember now! It's the fact that the White House is filled with a bunch of manipulative, vindictive, lying warmongers willing to risk our national security to enact political revenge. Phew! I almost forgot about that! (Thanks for the pic Maru)

Oh, and what do I think of SCOTUS Justice nominee John Roberts? Well, I don't know much about the guy yet, but you should probably run out and get an abortion now before its too late.

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Look how cute the world would be if we could only overturn Roe v. Wade. There'd be hordes of carefree, toe-headed kids in shortpants dancing through the streets. On second thought, that scares the crap out of me. Fight this appointment. Fight it hard.

Wow, it's getting hot in here.
"Joe Wilson's wife used to date Idi Amin."
"He moved the whole stadium."
WTF Is It Now?: On Roberts

Do you have to be pregnant to get one?
Never trust a man with two first names...

The true color of Bush’s man of “unquestionable integrity” means it’s going to come out that this guy is snogging his nanny, or molesting little boys or something – Just wait!

Everyone thought the Titanic was unsinkable too…
Snogging his nanny? Wait, did W appoint Jude Law to the high court??

And Karena, you don't need to pregnant, but I think it helps.
Holy shit, I thought that picture of Roberts and his family at the white house - I thought that was a gag pictures, something you had found on the web circa 1950. I can't believe it's real!!! Who looks like that? WHO looks like THAT?! Really? Can anyone say "throw back"? Holy crap. They luke like an advertisement for Hitlers Aryan race...
I honestly think I'm going to be sick.
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