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Monday, June 06, 2005

IMPECCABLE TIMING
Now why exactly would the Bush administration and the Pentagon wait until after 7 p.m. on Friday to release this type of information?
A military inquiry has found that guards or interrogators at the Guantánamo Bay detention center in Cuba kicked, stepped on and splashed urine on the Koran, in some cases intentionally, but in others by accident, the Pentagon said.
See, Newsweek was wrong. The Korans weren't flushed, they were peed on. So there.

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Yeah, um, shutting that place down might not be such a bad idea after all.

MORE
LC:
Greetings from Camp X-Ray
Hanging Stranger: Sorry Dude! My Urine, My Bad.
Gawker:
Sake Bombs on Michael Isikoff!
FishbowlNY: Not So Wrong After All

Comments:
O.K., but were the Korans in the toilet when they were peed on? If so, flushing could have just been a natural reflex. Signed, The Pentagon
OOOOOPS, We Take that back!
 
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