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Thursday, October 14, 2004

WHO'S LOOKING OUT FOR YOUR VIBRATOR?
O'Really Bill? FOX News talking head, conservative icon and morality poster boy Bill O'Reilly has been accused of sexual harassment by a female producer at FOX, and I have to admit, I'm feeling a little schadenfreude right now. O'Reilly, claiming to be the victim of a "shakedown," said in response to the woman's claims that it's "the most evil thing he's ever witnessed." Pretty strong words in a world filled with terrorists, warmongers and Celine Dion.

The Smoking Gun, an invaluable resource for this kind of thing, has all the papal visits with "hot" Italian women. He also apparently owns a vibrator... it's not clear if he's named it though. He also seems to prefer the term "boobs," as in "you have spectacular boobs," or "I would start massaging your boobs," or "I'd be rubbing your big boobs." God, what a boob he is. I'm still trying to figure out what he does with the "falafel."

Who knows if any of this is true? Who cares! It's a blast just to watch the twisted little fuck squirm. Al Franken, who O'Reilly still seems to have an obsessive hatred hard-on for, must be having a fucking field day with this!

MSNBC's Keith Olberman, via mediabistro: "...None of this, we expect, is covered in O'Reilly's new book, 'The O'Reilly Factor For Kids.' Now available at bookstores... batteries not included."

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