Wednesday, May 10, 2006
ET TU, BUSHIE?
Nobody should be surprised that the word 'backstabber' appears on Preznit 31%'s resume; it's listed right alongside 'purveyor of incompetence' and 'easy on corruption'. The Dragonlady of the South, Katherine Harris, is the latest to feel the cold steel of Georges Junius Bushus' dagger.
'You know we have to kill you now, right?'
Rep. Harris, who along with Antonin Scalia, Tom DeLay and FOX News probably had more to do with Bush's selection as president in 2000 than anyone else, has been running a disaster of a Senate campaign in Florida. As her missteps have increased so have the number of former supporters who've jumped ship. Earlier this week, Gov. Jeb Bush publicly urged her to abandon her campaign, and just yesterday, the president himself gave her the proverbial finger.
Is that, perchance, an Arabian horse Ms. Harris?
And if the FEMA thing doesn't work out, Dusty, Duke and the boys are always looking for a few good ladies of the night. How's your poker game Katherine?
Oh, and since we're thinking about Florida and the 2000 election, can someone give Pat Robertson a call and ask him if the wildfires that set the state ablaze yesterday is God's way of punishing them? Just wondering.
Nobody should be surprised that the word 'backstabber' appears on Preznit 31%'s resume; it's listed right alongside 'purveyor of incompetence' and 'easy on corruption'. The Dragonlady of the South, Katherine Harris, is the latest to feel the cold steel of Georges Junius Bushus' dagger.
'You know we have to kill you now, right?'Rep. Harris, who along with Antonin Scalia, Tom DeLay and FOX News probably had more to do with Bush's selection as president in 2000 than anyone else, has been running a disaster of a Senate campaign in Florida. As her missteps have increased so have the number of former supporters who've jumped ship. Earlier this week, Gov. Jeb Bush publicly urged her to abandon her campaign, and just yesterday, the president himself gave her the proverbial finger.
W turns against his Florida saviorHmmm, whatever could Ms. Harris be appointed to? Ooh! Ooh! I have an idea! How about you put her in charge of FEMA Mr. Preznit? After all, she has the necessary experience -- check it out:
President Bush was in Florida yesterday trying one last time to cut the political legs out from under the woman who helped put him in the White House in 2000.
Rep. Katherine Harris met the President when he landed at MacDill Air Force Base and they chatted briefly while she gripped his hand, but the body language said it all: Bush's face was grim and he didn't bestow the usual kiss. (ed. if he had, would it have been the kiss of Judas?)
Sources in Washington said Bush would make a final attempt to nudge Harris out of her doomed Senate race. "He wants to get her to seriously consider dropping out," said a knowledgeable GOP source, adding that Bush may ask her "if there's anything else she might want" in the way of an appointment.
Is that, perchance, an Arabian horse Ms. Harris?And if the FEMA thing doesn't work out, Dusty, Duke and the boys are always looking for a few good ladies of the night. How's your poker game Katherine?
Oh, and since we're thinking about Florida and the 2000 election, can someone give Pat Robertson a call and ask him if the wildfires that set the state ablaze yesterday is God's way of punishing them? Just wondering.
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