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Thursday, July 28, 2005

KARL ROVE ABDUCTED NATALEE HOLLOWAY
Is this what we have to do to get the mainstream media to pull their heads out of their asses? Seriously, I'm at a loss. I realize that young Ms. Holloway's Aruban disappearance is tragic, and I'm certain that it's been horrible for her family and friends. I'm sympathetic to that, don't get me wrong, but I'm sick and tired of hearing about her. The girl is gone. After 60+ days, why does she still lead the news? Doesn't the media understand that a scandal worse than Watergate is brewing in the nation's capital? Hey, media, when you find out what happened to the poor girl, let us know. Until then, focus people, focus!

Image hosted by TinyPic.com Why is W. flipping off the media? They're doing him a favor.

FOX News' Greta Van Susteran defends herself by touting the fact that "more people now know about Aruban law than they ever did before." Oh, well, thank god for that. Seriously, when Aruban law, at least when applied to pretty blonde girls from middle America, trumps breaches of national security and Oval Office coverups, our only recourse as poor, penniless bloggers is to attempt to link Karl Rove to Natalee's abduction. You never know, it's not really that far-fetched is it? The guy is pretty frickin' evil after all.

Image hosted by TinyPic.com Wait, is that Rove on the beach in Aruba?? A-ha! Gotcha!!

Tired of boning up on your Aruban law? Here's a quick recap of recent developments in the ever-widening scandal that is the RoveGate:

Image hosted by TinyPic.com The leak. It's what's important.

MORE
Kuro5hin: 'F' Natalee Holloway
SwiftReport: Americans "bored" by "hard to follow" Rove story.
AllSpin: What about Latoyia Figueroa? Oh, wait, she's not white. Never mind.
Fiore:
Double Super Secret Background
Avery Ant: Karl Rove, Sinister Sex Symbol
A few helpful Time Lines: FactCheck and DCCC

Image hosted by TinyPic.com Rove gauges the amount of time he has left in his career.


Comments:
Stand up and cheer BRILLIANT. Great work.
 
I thought maybe in that photo Rove was telling everyone how small his penis was.
 
No, no, that would be too big. In fact, Karl may not even have a penis. Maybe we should ask Gannon...
 
Natalie looks alot like Plame and I'm just saying they published Plame pictures right after she died.....
 
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