Monday, July 11, 2005
OH, FOX OFF YOU FOXING FOXERS
Sometimes, while watching TV, I get so upset that I just want to scream, "ASSHOLES!" at the top of my lungs. These times typically come when I sacrifice my sanity by watching FOX News for more than 30 seconds at a time. This afternoon was no different. After a 15-minute, up-in-arms, 'how could she?' segment about how treasonous it was for Hillary Clinton to have compared the President to MAD Magazine's bumbling, iconic mascot Alfred E. Neuman, Brit Hume and friends spent an entire 3 minutes poo-pooing the Karl Rove story as insignificant. During that 3 minutes, the news crawl at the bottom of the screen continued to bleat about Hillary's traitorous comments.
Hey, fuckwads, a quick lesson for you: Comparing the president to an iconic fictional character with questionable intelligence? Rather juvenile but mostly accurate, and definitely not treasonous. Revealing the identity of a covert CIA agent at the front lines of the war on terrror in order to exact political revenge? Now that's treason.
FOX News: They Report, You Change the Channel. Hopefully.
Oh, fuck you too Karl Rove.
Sometimes, while watching TV, I get so upset that I just want to scream, "ASSHOLES!" at the top of my lungs. These times typically come when I sacrifice my sanity by watching FOX News for more than 30 seconds at a time. This afternoon was no different. After a 15-minute, up-in-arms, 'how could she?' segment about how treasonous it was for Hillary Clinton to have compared the President to MAD Magazine's bumbling, iconic mascot Alfred E. Neuman, Brit Hume and friends spent an entire 3 minutes poo-pooing the Karl Rove story as insignificant. During that 3 minutes, the news crawl at the bottom of the screen continued to bleat about Hillary's traitorous comments.
Hey, fuckwads, a quick lesson for you: Comparing the president to an iconic fictional character with questionable intelligence? Rather juvenile but mostly accurate, and definitely not treasonous. Revealing the identity of a covert CIA agent at the front lines of the war on terrror in order to exact political revenge? Now that's treason.
FOX News: They Report, You Change the Channel. Hopefully.
Oh, fuck you too Karl Rove.
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