Sunday, October 23, 2005
REMAINS of the DAYS: The One With The Waiting.
It really is the hardest part, isn't it? If so sayeth Tom Petty, than so sayeth I. As we waited, we twisted ourselves into a frenzy. We entertained ourselves by coming up with the term Fitzmas, then got sick of it 3 days later. We saw Tom DeLay's crooked smile, gawked at Saddam in his giant playpen, and got punked by Vince Vaughn. But this week, it looks like the waiting, the speculating, and the bloviating will finally stop (well, the bloviating never really stops, does it?). Fitzgerald has to say something this week, or else the entire blogosphere's collective head will explode. And, ewww, blogger brains. Until then, how about we free fall into some Remains?
It really is the hardest part, isn't it? If so sayeth Tom Petty, than so sayeth I. As we waited, we twisted ourselves into a frenzy. We entertained ourselves by coming up with the term Fitzmas, then got sick of it 3 days later. We saw Tom DeLay's crooked smile, gawked at Saddam in his giant playpen, and got punked by Vince Vaughn. But this week, it looks like the waiting, the speculating, and the bloviating will finally stop (well, the bloviating never really stops, does it?). Fitzgerald has to say something this week, or else the entire blogosphere's collective head will explode. And, ewww, blogger brains. Until then, how about we free fall into some Remains?
- I'm glad I wasn't the only one to suffer through the week of waiting. Looks like Mr. Pitt over at Truthout and I shared much in common, right down to the "Tums chaser." Hit refresh.
- Excellent career opportunity!! You must have excellent contacts with evangelical Christians, NASCAR fans, true patriots, and angry white males. You are equally friendly with billionaire corporate raiders, oil barons, and godless capitalists. (via Wonkette)
- Oh. My. God. It's the Land of Giant Food! (thx CityRag)
- Rough week for Bill O'Reilly, the poor guy. First, Bill told us how tired he is of "fighting evil," lifting all our spirits by hinting he may retire soon. Then, on his radio show, he amazed us all by coming up with yet another excuse for Bush's failed response to Katrina: "Maybe he was exhausted," opined Bill. Yes, I'm sure that 5-week vacation was gruelling. Then, Jon Stewart had some fun with him, before he was labeled spineless by The Today Show. Man, what a week. Sounds like someone could go for a nice hot loofah, eh Bill?
- It's no loofah, but is there any better stress relief then watching strangers fall down, get hit with things and embarass themselves? No, there isn't. And that's why we love this site.
- Don't forget to check the Jesus of the Week. God bless you my son.
- Oh Lynx & Lamb, you're so cute. You look like the Olsen Twins, but you sing like the Osmonds. That is if The Osmonds were uneducated, white supremicist bigots. Wait, are they? No, no, they're just Mormons.
- Nothing but pictures of people giving the finger to Hummers.
- Seriously, who are these Classmates.com people? And how in the heck did they end up together?? Will someone please find out?? It's been driving me crazy. Oh, thank god, Dude.Man.Phat. is on the case.
- It's a sad story really, what can become of bloggers. Sad and scary. My god, will we all start seeing "Rumsfeld in a Yankees cap, eating a banana, listening to an iPod"?
- Wow! Look at all that Pork!
- Which reminds me: The Government Totally Sucks! (courtesy of Tenacious D, by way of The Talent Show)
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