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Wednesday, November 08, 2006

HUGE NEWS!!
America has spoken. The people have expressed a strong desire to rid itself of shoddy, no-talent performers and lazy, do-nothing slobs. Yes, the constituents have spoken, and the will of the people is finally being served. It is with great excitement that I'm able to report the following:
Britney Spears divorcing Kevin Federline
Hallelujah and Amen. Maybe now, America can finally get back on track.

Oh, and the Dems have recaptured the House. That's good news too.



Congratulations. Now get to work... you've got lots to do.

Comments:
Jed,
They can party like it's 1999 for a few days. They deserve it.

Now can Britney explain why she got preggers again before dumping that freak? Oh well, maybe it is someone else's baby.
 
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