Monday, January 09, 2006
IT'S LIKE A WHOLE NEW YEAR OR SOMETHING
My god, what is going on?? Seriously, I step away for a few weeks and all hell breaks loose. Hard-scrabble cowboys get all gayed up, Tom Delay is apparently some sort of quitter, the Governator has herpes of the lip or something, Jessica & Nick broke up (no way!), the fedora made a comeback, Congress is apparently corrupt (double no way!!), tarty political blogger Wonkette up and left the blogsphere, and Pat Robertson... well, he's still just as crazy as ever. I guess we can thank his angry, vengeful God for at least that little bit of consistency.
I suppose the lesson learned here is that the world keeps spinning on its downward spiral even when we choose to ignore it by submerging ourselves in a giant tub of extra-potent egg nog for three weeks... and don't even begin trying to tell me y'all didn't spend your break in the exact same nogolicious way. Goddam lushes.
Welcome to 2006 everyone. My resolution? Blog drunk less. What's yours?
My god, what is going on?? Seriously, I step away for a few weeks and all hell breaks loose. Hard-scrabble cowboys get all gayed up, Tom Delay is apparently some sort of quitter, the Governator has herpes of the lip or something, Jessica & Nick broke up (no way!), the fedora made a comeback, Congress is apparently corrupt (double no way!!), tarty political blogger Wonkette up and left the blogsphere, and Pat Robertson... well, he's still just as crazy as ever. I guess we can thank his angry, vengeful God for at least that little bit of consistency.
I suppose the lesson learned here is that the world keeps spinning on its downward spiral even when we choose to ignore it by submerging ourselves in a giant tub of extra-potent egg nog for three weeks... and don't even begin trying to tell me y'all didn't spend your break in the exact same nogolicious way. Goddam lushes.
Welcome to 2006 everyone. My resolution? Blog drunk less. What's yours?
Comments:
not all of us drink the nog, you know! ;)
Welcome back. The blogosphere missed you. Now take down that government!
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Welcome back. The blogosphere missed you. Now take down that government!
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