Wednesday, November 23, 2005
GOOBLE GOBBLE, GOOBLE GOBBLE
Here's what today's Daily News had to say about yesterday's presidential pardon of Marshmallow and Yam, this year's executive turkeys:
Bush: 'Wow! That's a big rooster!'
Dick: 'I just know this little fu*ker has intel on the Bird Flu. Let's torture the bastard.'
Happy Thanksgiving everyone. Get stuffed.
(In case you're wondering, the post heading is a reference to the 1932 film, Freaks.)
Here's what today's Daily News had to say about yesterday's presidential pardon of Marshmallow and Yam, this year's executive turkeys:
"The President peered into Marshmallow's eyes and stroked the bird's fluffy white feathers with a tenderness usually reserved for members of the Saudi royal family."Awesome, simply awesome. Oh, and let's not let Bush pardon this turkey.
Bush: 'Wow! That's a big rooster!'
Dick: 'I just know this little fu*ker has intel on the Bird Flu. Let's torture the bastard.'
Happy Thanksgiving everyone. Get stuffed.
(In case you're wondering, the post heading is a reference to the 1932 film, Freaks.)
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