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Monday, September 12, 2005

Earlier today...

Federal Emergency Management Agency Director Mike Brown resigned Monday after coming under fire over his qualifications and for what critics call a bungled response to Hurricane Katrina's destruction.
Well good, that solves that problem then. Glad we fixed everything. Wonder who Bush will put in to replace him? I can hear George now: "Oooh! Oooh! Is that fat, funny guy from Hee-Haw available? He'd be awesome!" You know, I'm really thinking someone else should be doing the resigning up in here.

The president, during his photo-op (erm, tour) of New Orleans today, was apparently caught unaware by the news that Brownie had resigned. When asked by a reporter, Bush responded:

"Maybe you know something I don't know."
Sounds like a good motto for his entire term, doesn't it? Quick, someone put that on a t-shirt! Hey Brownie, go ahead and get yourself that margarita now, you deserve it. Or hey, maybe try one of those 'Hurricanes' from Pat O'Brian's. Get it? Hurricane? Ha.

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'See Mr. President, when you liposuction a horse's ass, you want it to plump up nice and fat just like so... What? What hurricane?'

Hey Brownie, you can go ahead and get yourself that margarita now, you deserve it. Or hey, maybe try one of those 'Hurricanes' from Pat O'Brien's. Get it? Hurricane? Hilarious, no?

In other developments, the New York Times ran the following 'no shit' headline today:

Bush's Status With Blacks Takes Hit

You don't say? You know what, I don't think this is going to help any either...

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You can listen to the track here (from AllSpin). Or just go buy the t-shirt.

UPDATE: Well, unfortunately the Hee Haw guy didn't get the job, but the genius behind the 'duct tape defense' did, so huzzah to that. The New New Orleans will apparently be covered in plastic sheeting and electrical tape. Hooray.

Newsweek: How Bush Blew It
Kos: GOP Shamed Into Helping People
WaPO: Steady Build-up to a Complete Meltdown
Andersen: Will Katrina Change What 9/11 Didn't?
ShakesSis: Meet Dr. Marble, the Guy Who Told Dick to Go Fuck Himself.

I'm sure there must be a few more people who should be resigning, but for the life of me, I can't think who!
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