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Thursday, July 14, 2005

ALIENS ON THE HILL
Not that this should come as a surprise, but The Hill reports (4th item) that a new book to be released later this year will make the claim that aliens have infiltrated our nation’s capitol. In the book, titled “Capitol Offense: Alien Incursions of Restricted Airspace”, author and editor of Unicus Magazine Robert Stanley reveals that UFOs have been hovering over DC for more than 50 years:
As recently as May 2 of this year “a fleet of UFOs once again passed through restricted airspace undeterred.” According to an eyewitness, one of the objects “was about 15 times or more the size of a 747 … easily.” That’s nothing compared to the activity July 4 and 16, 2002, when a bevy of extraterrestrial activity had UFOs flying through the fireworks display, submerging in the reflecting pool and even “encircl[ing] and land[ing] on the Capitol Building roof and the surrounding park area late that night!”
Not coincidentally, it was also announced today that Ohio congressman and former presidential nominee Dennis Kucinich has abducted himself a wife and will marry later this summer. Congratulations Kooch. Or should I say, “buy' ngop!” (audio)

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