Tuesday, June 07, 2005
CHOOSE YOUR OWN MOVIE PROMOTION
Former Gladiator Russell Crowe had a few options to promote his new film, The Cinderella Man. He could:
Of course, the folks behind The Dukes of Hazzard have discovered the most surefire method of movie promotion:
The Daisy Duke show opens June 24. Sweet moses.
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Former Gladiator Russell Crowe had a few options to promote his new film, The Cinderella Man. He could:
1. Fabricate a relationship with a much younger, supposedly virginal starlet then proceed to repeatedly and publicly lose his marbles over her. (6/15 and 6/29)Mr. Crowe apparently chose the latter.
2. Have an affair with his co-star, split up with his Hollywood wife, then deny, deny, deny. (6/10) 3. Lose about 100 lbs., have his father imprisoned, then get smashed by the stalkerazzi. (6/24)
4. Slam the concierege of a swank Soho hotel in the face with a telephone.
Of course, the folks behind The Dukes of Hazzard have discovered the most surefire method of movie promotion:
The Daisy Duke show opens June 24. Sweet moses.
MORE
Age: The Biff Files
NYT: Let's Make Telephone Calls!
ASL: Jessica Simpson's body was made for sex
FameTracker: Top 10 Least Essential Summer Movies
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