Saturday, March 26, 2005
WHERE MY PEEPS AT?
On this Easter Eve, as the far-right nutjobs down in Florida dream up parallels between the crucifixion and the Terri Shiavo fight and speak of an armed liberation led by Jeb Bush to free their newly discovered savior, this secularist will be spending the holiest of holy days biting the heads off chocolate rabbits, listening to Iron Maiden records and watching a Jesus Christ Superstar/Last Temptation of Christ double feature with his Jewish girlfriend. If you see no entries after this one, you can assume God has smote me down.
Seriously, these people in Florida are crazy. I understand this is an emotional issue, but an armed liberation? Come on! And by the way, if heaven is such a wonderful place, why are you all fighting so hard to keep Terri from going there? Just asking.
Please everyone, try and remember what this holiday is really all about: Peeps.
The Lord of the Peeps: The Fellowship of the Peeps
"Frodo felt his knees turn to marshmallow..."
PEEP THIS!
How Peeps are Born (For anyone who assumed Peeps were birthed by Easter Bunny)
The Peeps Challenge: One Man's Attempt to Eat 100 Peeps
Slate: How These Marshmallow Chicks Found Jesus
The Effects of Smoking and Drinking on Peeps, a non-scientific study
What do Peeps, the X-Files and a bunch of geeks with too much time produce? This.
Happy Easter!
On this Easter Eve, as the far-right nutjobs down in Florida dream up parallels between the crucifixion and the Terri Shiavo fight and speak of an armed liberation led by Jeb Bush to free their newly discovered savior, this secularist will be spending the holiest of holy days biting the heads off chocolate rabbits, listening to Iron Maiden records and watching a Jesus Christ Superstar/Last Temptation of Christ double feature with his Jewish girlfriend. If you see no entries after this one, you can assume God has smote me down.
Seriously, these people in Florida are crazy. I understand this is an emotional issue, but an armed liberation? Come on! And by the way, if heaven is such a wonderful place, why are you all fighting so hard to keep Terri from going there? Just asking.
Please everyone, try and remember what this holiday is really all about: Peeps.
The Lord of the Peeps: The Fellowship of the Peeps
"Frodo felt his knees turn to marshmallow..."
PEEP THIS!
How Peeps are Born (For anyone who assumed Peeps were birthed by Easter Bunny)
The Peeps Challenge: One Man's Attempt to Eat 100 Peeps
Slate: How These Marshmallow Chicks Found Jesus
The Effects of Smoking and Drinking on Peeps, a non-scientific study
What do Peeps, the X-Files and a bunch of geeks with too much time produce? This.
Happy Easter!
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