Thursday, March 10, 2005
LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S READY FOR A SLUMBER PARTY!
'Anyone interested in a pillow fight? How about some porn??'
Seriously, can this get any weirder than today's pajama shenanigans?
Of course it can! If previous days are any indication, future proceedings should go something like this: Penis. Jesus Juice. Underwear. Penis. Masturbation. Red wine. Doo Doo Head. Penis. Daddy. George Lopez. Bubbles. Peter Pan. Penis. Jay Leno. Diet Coke. Tito. Penis. Barely Legal. Hanes. Liza Minelli. 7Up. Penis.
Ick. It was soooo much more fun when the Jackson family body part we were all entranced by was Janet's boob, not Michael's wang.
But you know who's really getting a raw deal from all of this? Baretta. Nobody's paying attention to Baretta anymore, poor guy. Maybe he should find some children to molest...
The Smoking Gun: Full Coverage.
'Anyone interested in a pillow fight? How about some porn??'
Seriously, can this get any weirder than today's pajama shenanigans?
Of course it can! If previous days are any indication, future proceedings should go something like this: Penis. Jesus Juice. Underwear. Penis. Masturbation. Red wine. Doo Doo Head. Penis. Daddy. George Lopez. Bubbles. Peter Pan. Penis. Jay Leno. Diet Coke. Tito. Penis. Barely Legal. Hanes. Liza Minelli. 7Up. Penis.
Ick. It was soooo much more fun when the Jackson family body part we were all entranced by was Janet's boob, not Michael's wang.
But you know who's really getting a raw deal from all of this? Baretta. Nobody's paying attention to Baretta anymore, poor guy. Maybe he should find some children to molest...
The Smoking Gun: Full Coverage.
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