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Wednesday, February 02, 2005

STATE OF THE UNION? WHY, DRUNK OF COURSE!
Because what would a Bush speech be without a little booze? Raise a glass to Freedom y'all!

And of course, Wonkette weighs in with her own game:
· Every time "Iraqi vote" referenced: 1 tiny sip. (Pace yourself on that one, seriously.)
· "Mandate": touch yourself to gay porn mag Mandate.
· John McCain spits on floor: chug-a-lug!
· Mentions "WMD": smash bottle in face.
· Says "Plowing through": titter like a girl.
· Tricky one: "On Monday, we will reveal details..": 2 drinks.
· Annual fave, "status quo": 1 smack on the head.
· Whenever Cheney sneers like Mephistopholes: 1 drink.

More here.

Other SOTU Fun
Betting Lines: O/U on number of times someone stands up and yells "Bullshit!": Zero.
Pre-Blogging the SofU: 9:03: yes, yes, you all have hands with which to clap. enough already.

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