Wednesday, December 08, 2004
I GOT YOUR MORAL VALUES RIGHT HERE
Back in October, as President Bush was stumping through the Midwest trumpeting his faith, his values and his tax cuts, he pointed to a young couple from Clive, Iowa, Mike and Sharla Hintz, as shining examples of how good people have benefited from his economic policies: "Under all the tax relief we've passed, they saved about $2,800 last year. With this extra money, they bought a wood-burning stove to reduce their home heating costs," the president said. "They also made home repairs and improvements. They took the family on a vacation to Minnesota." Mike Hintz, married father of four and a youth pastor at the First Assembly of God Church, agreed with the President and beamed proudly, wife and children by his side, for the photo-op.
Fast forward two months: Apparently, in addition to the wood-burning stove and the family vacation, Mr. Hintz was also able to afford all the Justin Timberlake posters and Hilary Duff albums needed to woo one of his 17-year-old youth group members into bed with him. Yessiree, the 31-year-old Hintz was arrested earlier this week amid charges he has been having a sexual affair with a member of his teenage flock. Amen.
Conservatives Gone Wild!
Bob Jones to Bush: "Christ has allowed you to be His servant." Congrats!
Goin Down on I-69: “It is the moral thing to do.”
Kansas: Awash in Porn.
Crazy Alan Simpson: "So stick that in your pipe and smoke it Bill Maher!" (video)
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