Friday, November 05, 2004
HE'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE
Michael Moore weighs in with "17 Reasons Not to Slit Your Wrists":
Michael Moore weighs in with "17 Reasons Not to Slit Your Wrists":
1. It is against the law for George W. Bush to run for president again.Read the rest, plus his less funny but more poignant immediate reaction to the election outcome, at MichaelMoore.com.
6. Michigan voted for Kerry! So did the entire Northeast, the birthplace of our democracy. So did 6 of the 8 Great Lakes States. And the whole West Coast! Plus Hawaii. Ok, that's a start. We've got most of the fresh water, all of Broadway, and Mt. St. Helens. We can dehydrate them or bury them in lava.
7. Once again we are reminded that the buckeye is a nut, and not just any old nut -- a poisonous nut. A great nation was felled by a poisonous nut.
9. Gays, thanks to the ballot measures passed on Tuesday, cannot get married in 11 new states. Thank God. Just think of all those wedding gifts we won't have to buy now.
12. Admit it: We like the Bush twins and we don't want them to go away.
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