Wednesday, November 10, 2004
ASHCROFT TO ASHCROFT, DUST TO DUST
As much as I'm relieved to see attorney general John Ashcroft, a man who was rewarded with his cabinet position after losing a Senate race to a dead man, resign his postion, I don't have much hope that his replacement, whomever it turns out to be, will restore rational thought to the post... these are, after all, Republicans we're talking about.
But I was certainly comforted by the words the departing Ashhole used in his resignation letter to the president:
What a douche.
The Ashcroft Legacy
"To those who scare peace-loving people with phantoms of lost liberty, my message is this: Your tactics only aid terrorists, for they erode our national unity and diminish our resolve.'' -- December 2001
In Other Words: "Civil Liberties are for pussies."
"Does this mean the Spirit of Jusitce can finally uncover her boob?"
As much as I'm relieved to see attorney general John Ashcroft, a man who was rewarded with his cabinet position after losing a Senate race to a dead man, resign his postion, I don't have much hope that his replacement, whomever it turns out to be, will restore rational thought to the post... these are, after all, Republicans we're talking about.
But I was certainly comforted by the words the departing Ashhole used in his resignation letter to the president:
“The objective of securing the safety of Americans from crime and terror has been achieved."Well, thank god we don't have to worry about crime and terror anymore, now we can focus on booting all 'dem fancy-pants gays out of the country!
What a douche.
The Ashcroft Legacy
"To those who scare peace-loving people with phantoms of lost liberty, my message is this: Your tactics only aid terrorists, for they erode our national unity and diminish our resolve.'' -- December 2001
In Other Words: "Civil Liberties are for pussies."
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