Tuesday, October 26, 2004
CAMPAIGN LEFTOVERS: One Last Time
The last four years have been tough on the country. A lot of folks out there are having a hard time getting by. But one thing has certainly thrived through four years of George W. Bush. Economic prosperity? Nope. Diplomatic integrity? Uh, no. Environmental progressivism? Yeahhh, no. The only thing that has seen a serious boom in the last four years has been satire. But with less than a week to go until E-Day, the nation's comedians and satirists are in trouble. They're panicking. They don't want to lose him. The guy is pure comedic gold. That said, we better enjoy the laughs now, because in a few more weeks, this may all seem like stale material.
The last four years have been tough on the country. A lot of folks out there are having a hard time getting by. But one thing has certainly thrived through four years of George W. Bush. Economic prosperity? Nope. Diplomatic integrity? Uh, no. Environmental progressivism? Yeahhh, no. The only thing that has seen a serious boom in the last four years has been satire. But with less than a week to go until E-Day, the nation's comedians and satirists are in trouble. They're panicking. They don't want to lose him. The guy is pure comedic gold. That said, we better enjoy the laughs now, because in a few more weeks, this may all seem like stale material.
- Wolfpacks For Truth: 'They told us we were shooting a Greenpeace commercial!'
- Bush on the Draft: 'We will not have an all-volunteer army.'
- Smashing Pumpkins! Political satire carved into seasonal orange gourds.
- What voters may encounter in Florida. Good luck down there!
- Speaking of Florida, Katherine Harris has apparently, been busy canoodling on CSPAN and dodging silver cadillacs in Florida. (Does anyone know if Al Gore drives a silver cadillac??)
- Shhhhhhhh, Jenna's sleeping. Must be hungover.
- In the hotly contested battel for who can get out the most voters, my bet is on the party that offers the most crack cocaine.
- Go on, give W a brain.
- From the looks of this photo, Bush supporters are changing their minds.
- Bill O'Reilly: The Falafel Factor.
- LieGirls.com: These girls pose a grave and gathering threat - to your pants! (via Wonkette)
- The Republican Platform, in two minutes.
- No one is more patriotic than Dick Cheney: He sweats red, white and blue confetti!
- Stick 'em up! Give me all your WMD!
- Excerpts from Lynne Cheney's 1981 lesbian pulp novel 'Sisters'. Seriously.
- Bush: Jesus and Slasher. (Don't ask, I have no idea.)
- Ashton Kutcher doesn't want you to get Punk'd by Bush.
- One more time, becuase it's just that damn funny, "White House West", starring Will Ferrell.
- Bush's Last Night comedy event in NYC on November 1st.
- Also, George W. Bush Is A Motherfucker at Upright Citizens Brigade.
- Sometimes its not at all funny: Eminem spits anger. (I was hoping Marshall would make an appearance before this was all over.)
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